MOVIE QUOTES - Boomerang Racist Scene
Classic line delivered by David Allen Grier's line @ 0:56 -- "No Refund? What's he think we're gonna take the jacket, wear it, stank it all up to be damned...and then, like, give it back to him?"
MOVIE QUOTES - Raising Arizona (1987)
This movie has become so much more than just a cult classic to me and various family and friends through the years. I can always turn to this Coen Brothers classic when I need a good laugh, and some down-home, gritty humor. I consider it one of Nicolas Cage's best movies.
Some of my favorite quotes:
They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Repeat offender!
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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
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Ed McDonnough: [sobbing] Turn to the right.
H.I.: What's the matter, Ed?
Ed McDonnough: My "fy-ance" left me.
H.I.: [narrating] She said her fiancé had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.
H.I.: [out loud] That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.
The Rules of Fight Club
Just in case you forgot...1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.5th RULE: One fight at a time.6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
YES! In the face!
Hands down, one of my favorite random movie quotes of all time -- not to mention one of the most quotable movies ever made. YES! In the face!'Tis The Season To Be Merry!
It's already November...wow! Just a quick post to highlight the first holiday movie quote that came to mind.
The first comment (if there ever is one) to guess the movie correctly wins a mish-mosh of Blackberry accessories. No strings attached. No shit.