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MOVIE QUOTES - Boomerang Racist Scene

Classic line delivered by David Allen Grier's line @ 0:56 -- "No Refund? What's he think we're gonna take the jacket, wear it, stank it all up to be damned...and then, like, give it back to him?"

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MOVIE QUOTES - Raising Arizona (1987)
via imdb.com

This movie has become so much more than just a cult classic to me and various family and friends through the years. I can always turn to this Coen Brothers classic when I need a good laugh, and some down-home, gritty humor. I consider it one of Nicolas Cage's best movies.

Some of my favorite quotes:

They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Repeat offender!

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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

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Ed McDonnough: [sobbing] Turn to the right.
H.I.: What's the matter, Ed?
Ed McDonnough: My "fy-ance" left me.
H.I.: [narrating] She said her fiancé had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.
H.I.: [out loud] That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.

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Just another reason why rbuddy is my best good friend

 We can be in the middle of a facebook IM and he can drop a quote in at random, and we change the subject like it's nobody's business -- and then carry on with our chattery...

Big-fucking-bear
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YES! In the face!

Hands down, one of my favorite random movie quotes of all time -- not to mention one of the most quotable movies ever made.

YES! In the face!

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